The 56 best/worst analogies written by high school students
I have absolute got to share this.
My favorites are 5, 12, 27, 42 and 50. But absolute #1 favorite is 49:
She was as unhappy as when someone puts your cake out in the rain, and all the sweet green icing flows down and then you lose the recipe, and on top of that you can’t sing worth a damn.